Hi. My name's Mário and I would like to write more crappy code

Unfortunately the greater part of my day is waisted on meetings and building use cases. My main development tool is Visio - look mom, I'm a visionary!

But whenever I have a chance, I do write lot's of shitty code. There you have it Marc, Ted, Udi and André.

Besides the tools & practices that can help us reducing the crappiablility our code, I think we should above all be humble about it, and read a lot. And here's the rest of the list according to Hanselman.